Sunday, May 13, 2007

Will You Be My Friend?

Today I had a man on Myspace send me a friend request. He already has 24,000. I turned him down. It would have felt cheap.

I don't think I'll be missed.

1 comment:

misterwoppit said...

I have similar problems with people in my pub. I was bored to tears last Saturday by a primary school teacher with a nut allergy. I would have offered her a drink but that would have been cheap. I did however accidentally sprinkle peanut dust in her gin when she wasn't looking. Butterfingers, me.